Welcome to PoshTok, where teens with surnames longer than your résumé perform wealth like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. Picture crumbling stone boarding schools, an alarming amount of Barbour jackets, and captions like “Just a casual day in my £40k-a-year school x”. Spoiler: the x doesn’t make it cuter.

The stars of PoshTok—like Abi, 17, whose idea of rebellion is mismatched cashmere—aren’t just flaunting privilege; they’re turning it into content. You'll find them sipping tea from bone china while explaining why peasants who say “dinner” instead of “supper” are doing it wrong. It’s Downton Abbey meets front-facing iPhone camera.

These videos aren’t satire. They’re Pinterest boards with entitlement. One minute it's a haul of designer perfume “mummy got me for doing well on my Latin exam,” the next it's a subtle dig at public school students (you know, the 98%).

And yes, it’s addictive. You hate it, but suddenly you’re three hours deep, googling “do I need to pronounce the t in ‘fillet’?” Just like that, the PoshTok spell is cast.

So, if you’ve ever eaten a scone with clotted cream and thought, this is my villain origin story, PoshTok has a video just for you.